[Akechi will take a picture. For blackmail purposes, mostly.]
That's a horrible joke. [It's not really, Akechi is just always salt. Or in this case, very itchy.]
Don't be so sure anyway. I would have just flown off. It's not like you could force me to eat anything. I'm more surprised you wanted to just change your clothing in front of an animal without any issues.
[You're the worst, Kurusu. He does hate that he wasn't good enough to keep this disguise on for longer. This could have been so much more useful if the crow instincts hadn't manifested so badly.]
Maybe I'll make you paranoid enough that if a real animal shows up, you'll think it's me.
[He'll take his small victories, as pathetic as they might be.]
I'll go get mine and return yours afterwards. [Don't be Akira. He deserves this. Like how he still wants to insult him despite the fact that his rival had the upper hand in all of this.]...that should give you time to make proper coffee.
[He puts his glove on the desk besides the bed.]
And keep this. I can take it back when we have a proper duel.
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[ What a shame!! ]
You'd fight me naked if you wanted, right?
[ What is that even supposed to mean. Why words aren't processed by his single brain cell first but they just leave his mouth like this. ]
Just visit me in person next time.
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[Or it could be both, he supposes.]
I never saw you throw yours like a boomerang either.
[Get it, because it looked like the one Cake Knight wore. Who is totally not batman.]
Of course. Why is this even a question?
[The thing with Akechi is he doesn't really realize the implications of what that means. To him fighting rival > mind break.]
Ahhh, but what's the fun in that? I bet if you had animal powers, you'd purposefully visit me as a cat just to annoy me.
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[ Very helpful, indeed. Akechi should be more or less used to that kind of cheeky attitude, though. ]
I shouldn't have asked in the first place.
[ Especially since it seems he knew the answer all along. ]
Worse, I'd come to visit as a catboy. No one annoys you more than me. Cat ears and a tail would be just a bonus.
[ Shit Akira says... ]
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[He tries to play it cool, but no matter what it still gets under his skin. Time to stop talking about fighting each other naked!]
Urgh. That sounds like a true pain. You should realize that manifesting just parts of yourself into an animal is much hard than it looks.
[He looks down to his feathers.]
I might be stuck with these for a week. And they are itchy against human skin.
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No way. [ It's hard not to snort, honestly. ] I guess it's so itchy that it's ruffling your feathers.
[ Let's be real, Akechi deserves to hear that. ]
I can't believe I almost fed you.
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That's a horrible joke. [It's not really, Akechi is just always salt. Or in this case, very itchy.]
Don't be so sure anyway. I would have just flown off. It's not like you could force me to eat anything. I'm more surprised you wanted to just change your clothing in front of an animal without any issues.
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[ The teasing never ends. ]
Animals aren't people in disguise, usually. I'll be more careful from now on, though.
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Maybe I'll make you paranoid enough that if a real animal shows up, you'll think it's me.
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[ So...mission accomplished? In a way, at least. ]
Should I go get you some of your clothes or are you going to walk around in mine?
[ He feels a little bad for Akechi—this reveal clearly wasn't supposed to happen. If he didn't have that glove, it would have remained a secret. ]
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[He'll take his small victories, as pathetic as they might be.]
I'll go get mine and return yours afterwards. [Don't be Akira. He deserves this. Like how he still wants to insult him despite the fact that his rival had the upper hand in all of this.]...that should give you time to make proper coffee.
[He puts his glove on the desk besides the bed.]
And keep this. I can take it back when we have a proper duel.
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[ Akira likes to think of himself as quite experienced in the field of embarrassing Akechi. Rivals wear each other's clothes, right?? ]
Maybe I'll challenge you when the circumstances are going to be...more favorable.
[ It would be nice if Akechi was fully clothed for example. ]